{"product_id":"the-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-gay","title":"The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE NATIONAL BESTSELLER!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"This book is absurdly funny! It made me laugh so hard (out loud, even!) that I almost collapsed a lung. Truly the queerest joy I have ever felt!\" --Samantha Irby, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"In a world of A+ gays, take some tips from the opposite of that. Eliot's voice must be heard.\" \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003e--Jinkx Monsoon, winner of \u003ci\u003eRuPaul's Drag Race\u003c\/i\u003e and star of \u003ci\u003eOh, Mary!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom comedian Eliot Glazer comes a hilarious and heartfelt essay collection for \u003ci\u003eLas Culturistas\u003c\/i\u003e listeners, \u003ci\u003e30 Rock\u003c\/i\u003e fanatics, and anyone who wishes David Sedaris were just a \u003ci\u003etad\u003c\/i\u003e filthier.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComedian and writer Eliot Glazer may occasionally get \u003ci\u003esome\u003c\/i\u003e stuff right, but being gay is \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePoppers make him dizzy. Parties make him panicked. And the term \"guncle\" makes him queasy. When it comes to being part of the LGBTQ+ community, Eliot just can't seem to find his shade of the rainbow, which is precisely why he repeatedly suggests a grayscale one instead (although no one seems to listen).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a community built around the \"chosen family,\" Eliot can't even get \u003ci\u003eadopted\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay\u003c\/i\u003e is for anyone who fully spirals while shopping for a throw pillow, does breathing exercises before entering a pool party, or has a full-fledged breakdown after accidentally dyeing their fake front tooth bubblegum blue amid a torrid affair with a guy under house arrest. (Okay, that might just be Eliot, but it's one hell of a story.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEliot's laugh-out-loud yet quietly heartbreaking stories capture the glory, chaos, and contradictions of queer modern life--a rallying cry for anyone who's ever felt like the odd one out, the minority within the minority, and the one who always seems to \"do it wrong.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":54210960425328,"sku":"9781668085424","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/1304\/3568\/files\/imageloader_3f9da67a-06da-4041-a91a-711195bc01b2.jpg?v=1787363368","url":"https:\/\/aveson.store\/products\/the-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-gay","provider":"Aveson","version":"1.0","type":"link"}