Poppy the Pooting Panda

Poppy the Pooting Panda is a normal panda except she has an exceptionally large amount of gas.

My name is Poppy the Pooting Panda.
I like to think I'm pretty smart.
Though every time I try to eat,
I poot and toot and fart.

I love bamboo shoots, 
It is my favorite food.
But pooting while you're eating
Is often seen as rude.

Check out all the Farting adventures books: 

Fairy the Farting Unicorn
Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
Farting Without You is Like
Pete the Pooting Pufferfish
Taylor the Tooting Turkey
Frank the Farting Flamingo
Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin

Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for ages 0-100+!